Friday, September 18, 2009

Things That Need to Be Written Maybe Eventually

A list of stories I have thought over a decent amount, in no specific order.

1. Deadbeat Vampire Story - High school drop out boy falls in with a group of vampires living together in a cramped apartment and trying not to drive each other TOO crazy, least one have a break down. Which is pretty likely anyway.

2. Nur of Norr - The exciting tale of the redhead born into a world without color and the rather bland exorcist hired to rid her of the demon possessing her... and I guess they fall in love or something. Contains talking demon hats, cook rebellions, and some guy named Shadrack.

3. Maya & her vampy boi - Maya the very eccentric girl and MR. UNNAMED GUY the vampire and how their relationship very much fails. Has a lot of mother-daughter issues and low-self-esteem vs. social retardism and "wait are we even dating why are you sucking her neck LOL" and why is he even a vampire it's not even that necessary to the plot. D8

4. Collab of Untitledness - There's this guy, and his name is Francis, and he abducted this other guy in his own house, and now he's talked to abducted guy's kids about Monopoly. GOD I DON'T KNOW.

5. Mallory the Unfortunate - Set in medieval fantasy world thing, possibly same one as Norr... Mallory is part of a rich-ish family, and so she is kidnapped by land pirates for rather cliche reasons. (What are land pirates? Well they're pirates, but they lost their ship, obviously. Why else would they need money?) And she has a dragon as a side kick and eventually they make it to some random palace, and what do you know I based this idea on the story of the princess and the pea. 8D

6. Subtle - A short story about a woman and her role in society and um. Murder.

7. Evil - A high school decides to become EVIL. yes.

8. 7 Ghosts - This guy in his grandmother's house, and there are seven ghosts. And taxidermy cats that staaare at him.

9. Lampires - It's like vampires... but they're LAMPS.

10. Gawd another medieval fantasy story starring some chick D: - BUT THIS ONE CAN DO MAGIC, GUYS. Taken in as an apprentice to insane woman. There's a parrot, and some fairy guy because it AMUSED ME, and also a knight they have to go rescue because it AMUSED ME AS WELL.

11. 100 Themes Challenge - covering the exciting escapades of a family and their stay at a haunted hotel.

12. Girl Meets Vampire Dream - I am ashamed to admit that I went and did exactly what Stephanie Meyer did. Except it involved a very, very bitter girl, a janitor vampire and a claw machine.