1. Harry Potter
2. Tara
3. Aladdin
4. Michael Buckley
5. Edward Cullen
6. Clopin (Disney verison 8D)
7. Malik
8. Vegeta
9. Kylie
10. Peter Pan
11. Mulan
12. Lavender Brown
1. Who would make a better college professor, Clopin or Mulan? What subjects would (s)he teach?
Disney!Clopin seems to have a pathological urge to narrate things, so... he'd teach, um. Philosophy. 8D ("Who is the monster and who is the man?")
2. Do you think Michael Buckley is hot? How hot?
XD I guess he's cute... I like his enthusiasm? His knee-exhibitionist thing is weird though. D:
3. Lavender Brown sends Vegeta on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
She asks him to pound Ron into the ground post-break up. It succeeds, along with Voldemort's plan to decimate Hogwarts. D8
4. What is or would be Kylie's favorite book?
4. What is or would be Kylie's favorite book?
It starts with "Clockwork" and ends with "Orange."
5. Would it make more sense for Tara to swear fealty to Clopin, or the other way around?
5. Would it make more sense for Tara to swear fealty to Clopin, or the other way around?
Well, in the Disney movie Clopin is king of the gypsies, and Tara is like part gypsy, and Tara has a fangirl-ish thing for him, so.... yes?
6. For some reason, Edward Cullen is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with Kylie or with Peter Pan?
6. For some reason, Edward Cullen is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with Kylie or with Peter Pan?
KYLIE. It would AMUSE me.
(In all seriousness, Peter can fly, which would make Edward less "but i r supr monster & i mite kill u by accidentz b/c i am so sparkly and awesum and sht D:" Also they can bond over never aging. D:)
7. Tara, Malik, and Lavender Brown have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
7. Tara, Malik, and Lavender Brown have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to a new age-y vegetarian places because Tara's vegetarian and I think Malik's whole family is too? Anyway. Tara quizzes Malik over Egyptian culture because she likes stuff like that, and Lavender tries flirtatious things on him. All Malik really wants to do is eat and get out, but he answers Tara politely and is nice-ish Lavender. And somehow they find out Lavender's a witch and Malik's all like "OMGWTF D8" and Tara's like "8DDDD" and Lavender tries to give them a tour of Hogwarts. But Tara's a muggle so she realizes she forgot something and leaves, but later se remembers she was supposed to being touring a magic school in Britain and she's all "DAMMIT DD<" and casts a gypsy curse on Malik and Lavender, but Hogwarts has like fifty jillion anti-curse things on it and they're all "LALALA~ 8D", and Tara's not REALLY magic anyway, and I don't know what the hell I'm talking about anymore.
8. Aladdin challenges Peter Pan to a duel. What happens?
8. Aladdin challenges Peter Pan to a duel. What happens?
Aladdin, being bigger, has the upper hand at first, but Peter calls the lost boys to help him. Jasmine's tiger eats them, and Peter flies away. Aladdin pursues on his carpet, but he has a hard time fighting while standing on a carpet. At the last minute genie shows up and Peter is OWNINATED. But they're both courageous Disney heroes, so they shake hands and make friends. :x
9. If Harry Potter stole Vegeta's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back?
9. If Harry Potter stole Vegeta's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back?
Vegeta would incinerate Harry. There wouldn't even be dust left. (Incidentally, Vegeta's priced possession would also be destroyed, and Vegeta would stay in his eternally pissed off state.)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which Malik and Lavender Brown both attain what they most desire.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which Malik and Lavender Brown both attain what they most desire.
Love, Revenge, and Smiting Pharaohs
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Michael Buckley and Harry Potter to work together?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Michael Buckley and Harry Potter to work together?
Harry Potter has a huge crush on Miley Cyrus and watches all What the Buck shows about her, and eventually subscribes. He's the some-special-number-th subscriber and gets to meet Michael as a prize or something yaaaaay. 8DD
12. If Malik visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
12. If Malik visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We wouldn't talk much for the most part, but I'd keep playing music late and night and eventually he'd have a fit at me. u.u;
13. If you could command Vegeta to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
13. If you could command Vegeta to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Destroying my enemies. D:<>
15. If Tara had to choose sides between Michael Buckley and Edward Cullen, which would it be?
Prooobably Michael. Unless it was sides in some type of physical fight. Tara's not stupid, yo.
16. What might Peter Pan shout while charging into battle?
16. What might Peter Pan shout while charging into battle?
A BIRD CRY OF RAAAAAGGGEEEEEE
17. If you chose a song to represent Vegeta, which song would you choose?
17. If you chose a song to represent Vegeta, which song would you choose?
ICH WILL (no, I have no idea what it's about, but it's angry and called I WANT so... eh.)
18. Harry Potter, Clopin, and Peter Pan are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
18. Harry Potter, Clopin, and Peter Pan are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Clopin and Peter are both try to sneakily take it, but Clopin's older and wiser and more experienced and gets it first. But just as he's about to take a bite, Harry's like "PFT ACCIO PANCAKE." And then Clopin sings a song of mourning and Peter's like "hmm i see" and Harry's like "WHAT THE HELL, MAN D8"
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Tara to use on Peter Pan?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Tara to use on Peter Pan?
"I'll be your mother, little boy. ;DDDDD"
HAHA TARA YOU PEDO.
20. What would Edward Cullen most likely be arrested for?
Sparkling in public. Or, you know... eating someone.
20. What would Edward Cullen most likely be arrested for?
Sparkling in public. Or, you know... eating someone.
21. What is Clopin's secret?
He's actually a pedophile. -serious theory-
22. If Mulan and Kylie were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
22. If Mulan and Kylie were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Mulan would take a horse, and Kylie would have a car. You'd think Kylie would win, but her mom would have the GPS and she'd have lost her cell phone, and she'd end up thirty miles outside of Toronto with a flat tire.
23. There is no 23.
24. "Harry Potter and Kylie reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Michael Buckley's sinister secret organization. Mulan volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Mulan is actually a spy for Michael. Meanwhile, Michael has kidnapped Lavender Brown in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Edward Cullen, they seek out Aladdin, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?
23. There is no 23.
24. "Harry Potter and Kylie reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Michael Buckley's sinister secret organization. Mulan volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Mulan is actually a spy for Michael. Meanwhile, Michael has kidnapped Lavender Brown in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Edward Cullen, they seek out Aladdin, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic?
And You Thought the Nigahiga Movie Was Bad
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Malik or Vegeta?
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Malik or Vegeta?
...toughie. While I'm pretty sure both of them could take care of any shady types, which one would care enough to help me if I got into to trouble? DD8 Ummm.... I think I'll choose.... Harry Potter. 8D
