Waiting for Go-freaking-dot

Texting.

Me: WAITING FOR GODOT IS ON MY IPOD NOW YESSSSSSSS

Mrs. Theatre: I wonder what beckett would think abt that?

I wonder indeed.

My version of the movie skips. Some parts are pixilated. You can't always hear the dialogue. I don't know; the file's corrupted or something. But do I care? No.

Because Waiting for Go-freaking-dot is on my iPod. My i-freaking-Pod. Yesssssss.

Will I ever watch it?

Probably not.

Will I ever even look at it?

Only to show it off.

So what's the point?

WAITING FOR GODOT IS ON MY IPOD YESSSSS.

I will carry it with me everywhere, all 1.04 GB of it. I will have it by my side through thick and thin, and I only have it to say I have it.

It's all rather absurd.